Posts Tagged ‘Heather
Brighid: Heather, Gideon, darlings, I just read the review. You must be so pleased. And your authoresses too.
Cindy: Yes, big congrats [sniffle]
Brighid: Back to bed, Jacks unless you want me to dose you again with my special buttered rum.
Gideon: Yes, it is a good day for us wouldn’t you agree Heather? If Jambrea is half as happy as Kensa is right now, I know she is a very happy individual at the moment.
Heather: We are so very excited! Jacks, you don’t look so good. Maybe you should go to bed.
Jambrea: I’m still riding the happy wave! And Jacks I agree. You need to get better so we can all go party!
Kensana: Of course I’m happy. It’s our first real review. I mean we’ve had another, but that was the book as a collective. This one was about our individual stories.
Alli: Hey, don’t forget us. Mitch and I just wanted to stop in a say congratulations for creating this story for us. Right Mitch?
Mitch: Yup. It not for Miss Kensana we may have never gotten together. So I’d just like to thank you. Oh and you too Gideon.
Gideon: The both of you are quite welcome, but the credit belongs to Kensa. She created the story I just put a thought in her head.
Kensana: Aw Gideon you’re too modest babe. I couldn’t have done it without you. Jax does need to get better soon. We’ve got to get this party started right!
Cindy: [coughs] No really [coughs again] I’m good to go. Let’s par-tay
Kensana: Oh yeah, you sound like the picture of health. *laughs*
Brighid: To bed, Jacks! I’ll party for two today.
Jack: I want to thank Jambrea and Heather for helping me realize Sam is the one for me.
Samantha: Oh yes, I agree. Thank you for bringing Jack back into my life where he belongs. And I hope the party doesn’t get too rowdy. I’d hate to have to call my deputy’s in.
Jambrea: Sam, you’re off duty and this SO isn’t your jurisdiction.
Heather: Yes Sam, relax and be happy that the review loved the part of you rolling around with a pig. *giggle*
Samantha: You COULD have kept that part out. *glares at Heather and Jambrea*
Jack: But you looked so cute covered in mud. *stifling a chuckle*
Samantha: Did someone say anything about a drink?
Kensana: Drinks all around Brig! Oh you’d better pull out extra, I invited Ares. He said he try to stop in later.
Alli: Oh wow! The God of War. I’ve heard so much about him.
Mitch: Calm down little missy, I think he has his eye on another little philly and besides you’re already spoken for. *wraps Alli in a big hug*
Kensana: Yeah I think you’re right about that Mitch. *smiles at Brig*
Brighid: Why is everyone looking at me? Is Aphrodite standing behind me?
Heather: You know why silly. But don’t worry. We’re here for you. We could always see if we could get Raven to stop by. He always causes a stir. *giggle*
Samantha: Who is Raven, and will we really meet the God of War? This place is too cool.
Jambrea: It can get kind of wild Samantha. The best thing to do is set back and watch the show. And Brig, we are always here for you. Now where are those drinks. I think we might need them.
Heather: I have a bone to pick with you Ms. Jones.
Jambrea: Oh, it’s Ms. Jones now is it?
Heather: Yes. You let them DRUG me? How could you? *pout* You know I can take care of myself. *sigh*
Jambrea: I know Heather, but it really was because we care. You don’t know anything about this Raven. Kensana, Brig and Gideon do. Let’s go talk to them. Will that make you feel better?
Heather: Yes. Let’s go visit the Playground.
Brighid: Heather, Brea, darlings how are you? Not still sore about that whole spiked champagne thing, are you?
Gideon: Hey Jambrea. Heather I hope you’re feeling better.
Heather: I am. I’m very sore. You should have trusted me to take care of myself. I could handle a silly little vampire. *pout*
Jambrea: Now Heather do–
Heather: Don’t Heather me. You of all people should know better.
Cindy: Oh Heather, honey, it’s not that we don’t trust.
Kensana: Not at all. It has nothing to do with you. We were just concerned for your safety.
Brighid: Of course we trust you. Raven’s just that dangerous. You have to admit you Fae’s are prone to thinking the best of everyone…whether they deserve it or not.
Gideon: Well they do have a tendency to be right of their with angels, but a little more forgiving.
Heather: That maybe true of most Fae, but I’ve been out in the real world and helped Jambrea. I know not everyone has my best interest at heart, but I will give them the benefit of the doubt. If something happens to change my trust, I can take care of myself. There is more to be then meet the eye. *giggle* I’ll forgive you, but you guys need to have faith that I can take care of myself. You’ll see. *giggle*
Jambrea: *sigh* Just know that we don’t want to see you hurt or taken advantage of.
Heather: Sometimes being taken advantage of can be fun. *giggle*
Brighid: The girl has a point there. I love pretending to let certain males take advantage of me.
Kensana: Oh Brig, what males would that be? Anyone we know?
Heather: Ohhh…topic change. Yes, Brig, who would that be?
Jambrea: Hmmm…I would like to know too! Spill it!
Brighid: Unfortunately I can’t name any human names. Wouldn’t want to topple any political careers *wink*
Cindy: Noooo, we wouldn’t want that.
Kensana: Of course we would.
Gideon: I am afraid this is where I take my leave. There are places you ladies go that no man…or demigod should venture.
Brighid: Gideon, love, you don’t have to go. I’m not going to kiss and tell.
Heather: Well that’s no fun. *sigh* Kensana, how is Rav…um I mean how are your men?
Kensana: They’re fine. Christian asked about you today.
Heather: He did? *big grin*
Cindy: Did Dorian mention me? *sigh*
Kensana: Sorry Jax, I haven’t seen Dorian in a few days. He and Christian aren’t talking. Christian still pissed about him bringing Raven to the club. While I was sick this weekend Christian has been getting in touch with his fire side. That’s where you come in Heather. He needs to learn to channel his power more and the answer to that lies with you and what you know about the ancient readings.
Heather: Kensi! I’d be happy to help him. Any time he’s ready, call for me and I’ll help. Tell him not to be too hard on Dorian. All will be understood in time.
Jambrea: Look at Heather with all the mojo!
Kensana: I know, huh? I pass it on Heather, he’s developing frown lines trying to figure this stuff out.
Heather: Well we can’t have him lining up his handsome face! Tell him not to worry. I’m here for him when he needs it. I should probably go talk to Holly and Decklin. We left them having a serious conversation with her brother Matt. Matt and Decklin have a lot of explaining to do!
Jambrea: Yes they do. At least we got Holly out of the cage.
Cindy: I’m sure Holly’s majorly relieved about that!
Jambrea: You can not even begin to imagine. Waking up in a cage after you first time having sex would not be pleasant for anyone.
Heather: I know I’m glad that part is over with. Nighty nighty. I’m off to cause mischief. *giggle*
Jambrea: Heather, what does that mean. HEATHER! *she rushes after Heather* Night everyone!
Kensana: Nite gals. I think Brea’s has her hands full there.
Cindy: I think you’re right. Nite.
Jambrea: What’s up Kensi?
Kensana: You’ve got to keep Heather as far away from Raven as possible. He’s hot and all but he doesn’t huh…play well with others.
Jambrea: He’d hurt her? We’d better get back in there before Heather invites him over. Oh Heather, can I– What are you doing?!
Heather: I’m just talking to Raven. Isn’t he dreamy. We were just going to leave.
Jambrea: Umm…Heather that MIGHT not be a good idea. Maybe you should talk to Kensi first. She does know him just a little bit more than you do.
Kensana: Listen Heather, I know he’s cute but he’s dangerous. Trust me on this.
Gideon: What’s going on Kensa, is everything alright?
Kensana: Not exactly Gideon. I’m afraid Heather has the hots for Raven.
Brighid: Oh Heather, darling, Ares was just telling me about Raven. I think you should listen to Kensi.
Gideon: The hots…oh. Would you like me to talk to her.
Kensana: Would you please.
Heather: I don’t understand. He doesn’t look dangerous. *giggle* *smiles at Raven and gives him a little wave*
Jambrea: Heather, please listen to them. They know what they are talking about.
Heather: *pout* I just want to have a little fun and he looks fun!
Cindy: I don’t know, Heather. If Brighid is balking about the prospect, I’d be afraid…very afraid.
Kensana: He is a lot of fun right up to the moment when he rips your throat out.
Gideon: Kensa, I thought I was doing the talking. Heather he’s not safe it would be best if you stuck with the rest of us or I’ll make a deal with you. If you want to go out with him just don’t go alone.
Heather: *whispers to Gideon* Do you think Ares would go with us? Those other yummy guys look taken and I don’t see how that could be fun. Are you sure he would hurt me? He might like me. I could bite back too? *giggle*
Jambrea: Heather, what about the new guy we’ve been talking too? Holly needs a little help. We can’t just leave her so you can go play.
Heather: *pout* You really aren’t any fun. Work, work work. I’ll just wait until you go to sleep. Don’t let me have fun and I might stop talking to you.
Jambrea: Heather! I’m just thinking of your safety here.
Heather: *sigh* I know, but I need to have fun. Brig! Let’s go have some fun.
Brighid: [hands Heather a purple glass of champagne] Oh I suppose I can be persuaded to play chaperone. But first, bottom’s up, dear!
Cindy: Brig, I really don’t think–
[Heather wilts to the floor after downing her glass]
Cindy: What did you give her, Brighid?
Brighid: It’s just a mild sedative mixed with the gift of true sight. Ares told me to do what I needed to do to protect her from Raven. He’s THAT dangerous. Brea, I’m sorry, love. I know you have work to do tonight, but really, it’s for her own good. When she wakes up she should see Raven for what he is…a murderous retch.
Kensana: Man she’s out cold. That’s good stuff Brig. Now the other four they’re good guys. No worries.
Jambrea: That’s ok Brig. I know she’ll thank us for it in the morning. I needed a break anyway. Thanks Ares. So Kensi, what is up with this Raven character? Why are you hanging around him if he is so dangerous? Just who is he?
Kensana: [whispers] Raven is a long time friend of Dorian and Christian’s, but he’s changed. I can’t say more than that.
Cindy: Is Dorian spoken for?
Brighid: Jacks! I’m shocked. He may or may not be, but you certainly are.
Cindy: I was talking to Kensi.
Dorian: Darling my situation is umm…complicated.
Jambrea: Well Dorian, we do like complicated. Maybe you should sit down and chat for awhile. That is if Kensi is done with you for the evening. Maybe it is time for us authors to party. Brig, do have any sedative free champagne?
Cindy: [lashes fluttering] You’ll find I’m an excellent listener. I’m all ears, Dori. May I call you that?
Brighid: You’re all SOME body part right now, Jacks, but I think it’s a little farther SOUTH than your ears.
Cindy: Shhhhhh. Dori’s going to tell us more about himself.
Dorian: Well there’s not much to tell. I met Christian when he was traveling through Texas at a conference. We’re been buds every since. That was…what sixty years ago Christian?
Christian: Yeah something like that.
Dorian: He got this gig at a hospital and asked me to come along. Everything was good to go until I met Christa.
Jambrea: Ohhh…a Doctor. This just keeps getting better and better. You are a doctor, right? Cindy, you’ll have to tell me all about it, I should probably get Heather home.
Cindy: Will do. Night night, Brea. So Dorian, please, tell us about Christa.
Dorian: As I said, our relationship is complicated. Crista and I have know each for as long as I’ve known Christian. Unfortunately that’s part of the problem, she knows me too well. [whispers] The other problem is Christian. I’ve been uh…warned not to go near his sister and Christa will not do anything that will upset her brother. So, what’s a guy to do?
Cindy: You poor thing! Well, if you ever need anyone to talk to…
Cindy: What? I said talk. TALK.
Brighid: It’s not what you meant.
Cindy: Is so!
Brighid: [Shooing Cindy along] Well, it’s been lovely meeting all of you. I’ve got to get this home too. Brady’s waiting and he’s all torn up about that kiss with Layla. And you haven’t written your 1000 words today.
Cindy: Oh fine. Good night, all. Good night, Dori.
Dorian: On the next dark evening I’m all alone, I’ll keep that in mind darling. It’s been nice talking to you ladies. You take care now.
Gideon: Okay guys today I have a special treat for you.
Dorian: And what might that be Gideon?
Christian: I’m a little curious myself, what’s up?
Quinn: Well speaking for myself, I’m looking forward to some down time.
Sergei: Whatever it is, I surely do hope it is more entertaining than the droll little females we encountered last evening.
Raven: Hopefully their not human.
Ares: My God man you are a depressing entity. Go on son.
Gideon:[flies through the PM Club doorway] Ladies? I have a few people for you to meet.
Brighid: [turns around, then smiles] Gideon, love! How have you been? I feel like you’ve been gone for ages! [hugs him]
Gideon: Well a guy has to take some time out every now and again. I love you ladies, but sometimes there is way too much estrogen around here for me. [smiles]
Brighid: But I suppose I’ll have to forgive you…my my my what have you brought us here? Five more gorgeous males, each one a dark angel in his own right. [Bows her head, flushed] Ares, so lovely to see you again…after all this time.
Ares: Hmm Brighid, it has been a long time. We must get together and catch up on old times. Cindy it wonderful to finally meet you.
Cindy: Yes, it’s nice to meet you–wait–Brig, I thought you’d never met Ares before. That’s why you were mad–
Brighid: We’ll talk about it later, Jacks.
Heather: But Brig, I want to know. Just how well do you know Ares. *giggle* He is Divine. And Gideon, how nice of you to bring these other men with you. Please introduce us.
Jambrea: *shakes head* Sorry, I was having a hard time not drooling. My goodness. Or my God. Yum! Wait…did I say that out loud. *blushes*
Heather: Yes you did. *giggle*
Cindy: Hear, hear Brea! So, Brig, cough up the info about you and Ares. Or am I going to have to pry to story out of Ares himself?
Brighid: Not today, Jacks. Ares and I have some catching up to do first. Besides, I’m sure our readers would rather hear about Dorian, Christian, Raven, Quinn and Sergei.
Cindy: Don’t get me wrong. I want to hear all about our guests too. You’re all just too gorgeous.
Brighid: There’s no such thing as too gorgeous.
Jambrea: I would have to agree with Brig there.
Heather: Don’t wear out…umm…catch up too hard. I want to hear more about Ares. *sigh* *giggle*
Jambrea: Calm down Heather. *laughing* Please, introduce us to your gorgeous friends. I want to know more.
Christian: I can’t stay long, I promised Kela I’d get back. We’re hanging out here while Kensana works on our story. I can’t tell you the title yet, she’s keeping that under wraps.
Dorian: Oh is that a whip I hear? Let that gal wait.
Quinn: I don’t think you’re one to talk Dorian. Was that Christa on your cell?
Raven: Who care what those women are doing when there are four women here who appear to be very capable. [grins]
Sergei: Ah vampires in their youth…what am I going to do with these fellow. I think I speak for them all when I say it is a pleasure to meet you beautiful ladies.
Gideon: Ladies may I present to you the gentleman of Kensa’s new story, Christian, Dorian, Quinn, Raven and last but surely not least Sergei. Feel free to ask them anything. They’re an open book. So to speak. [he laughs]
Heather: Can I take Raven home. Please, please. *whispers to Jambrea* Do you think he’d bite me. I bet it would be yummy. *giggle*
Kensana: [rushes in out of breath] Whoa Heather! Brea can I talk to you for a moment? [takes Brea aside]
To be continued…
Gideon: Hello…Kensa? Brea? Cindy? Where is everyone?
Kensana: [runs into the room] Gideon, you’re back! [jumps up]
Gideon: [gathers her in his arms] Yes, I am. I was beginning to think no one was around. Where is everyone?
Kensana: I’m not sure. We’ve been decorated the PM for Friday’s party.
Gideon: I have brought someone to meet you all.
Kensana: I don’t know Gideon, after our little adventure with Discord I don’t know if they’re up to meeting anyone else this week.
Gideon: Yes I am sorry about that [runs a hand through his hair] but she wanted to come down and meet you all. I should have known better but trust me this time is different.
Heather: [races into the room] Did I just hear Gideon. *squee* I did! I missed you. [rushing up to Kensana and Gideon] I don’t know where Jambrea went off to, but I’ve been waiting for you to get back and wanted to hang around. Your aunt wasn’t very nice. Not at all Gideon. You should leave us like that again anytime soon.
Gideon: Heather! [wraps her inside his wings] I have missed you too. I know I saw everything through the portal and so did my father and grand-father. Needless to say, Discord will not be traveling back to earth for a while.
Jambrea: [stumbles into the room] Heather, wait for me. Where are you go…Oh…GIDEON! Your back! You’ll have to tell us all about it.
Gideon: Brea! [welcomes her into his wings] My grand-father wanted to speak me, and when the God of Thunder calls….
Kensana: Well don’t keep us in suspense, what did he want?
Gideon: He is concerned about the relationship between my father and I. He wants me to take my rightful place…on Olympus.
Kensana: What no! Gideon you can’t.
Heather: Gideon! NO. [sobs] You can’t leave us we just found you.
Jambrea: But Gideon, what will Kensi do without you. You can’t leave. The Playground would not be the same with you gone. Just wait until Cindy and Brig hear about this!
Gideon: Calm down ladies, everyone please calm down. I spoke with him on his concerns and the three of us came to an agreement.
Kensana: Which was?
Gideon: I decided I can not stay permanently on Olympus but I do need to get to know my father a little better. So as you human say, if Mohammad will not come to the mountain…
Ares: Then the mountain shall come to Mohammed.
Kensana: [mouth opens in shock] Tell that’s not…you didn’t.
Ares: Hmm speechless, I have that effect on woman. Hello my dear ladies, I am Ares. I don’t believe further introductions are necessary. [he laughs]
Jambrea: Can we keep him? Umm…wait; did I just say that out loud?
Kensana: Yes, you did, but it’s understandable.
Heather: How long is he staying? [Eying Ares up and down] He isn’t going to cause trouble like Discord is he? I will say he is cuter. *giggle*
Ares: You must be Jambrea and Heather. Gideon has told me a lot about you two, all good things of course. [looks around] I was looking forward to meeting Cindy and especially Brighid, the goddess who went toe-to-toe with Discord. I apologize for that by the way.
Kensana: [whispers] Gideon how long is he going to be here?
Gideon: Well that is actually up to my Father and me. We have some issues that we need to work through so he will be here for a while.
Ares: [takes Kensana’s hand] Gideon can’t seem to stop talking about you, my dear Kensana.
Gideon: Father, I believe we have taken up enough of their time. They do have writing to do.
Ares: Of course. We shall all meet for dinner tonight. It’s been a while since I’ve been in the presence of six woman at once.
Kensana: [mumbles] Somehow I find that hard to believe.
Brighid: [adjusting a Cat woman outfit in front of the mirror] So what do you think, Jacks?
Cindy: That I’m terribly jealous. You look so good in that outfit! What’s the occasion?
Brighid: Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! And it’s for the Wicked and Wild Halloween Bash.
Cindy: OMG, that’s Friday, isn’t it? I haven’t decided on a costume. Maybe a witch…
Brighid: That’s not a costume for you, darling.
Cindy: Ha ha ha, funny. Any ideas from the rest of you guys? Heather, Gideon, what are you guys going to wear?
Heather: I was thinking something naughty. *giggle*
Jambrea: Just how naughty were you thinking Heather? And Brig, you look FABULOUS!
Heather: I don’t know, but just look how naughty Brig looks. I love it. I’ll have to think on it a little more. I can never decided.
Jambrea: *under her breath* I know.
Heather: What was that?
Jambrea: Nothing, nothing. How about a naughty nurse?
Heather: Hmmm…I don’t know. Maybe a naughty devil. I’ve always wanted horns like Simi.
Jambrea: Maybe you should tell them who Simi is.
Heather: Everybody should know Simi. She is Ash’s daughter.
Jambrea: Not everybody…
Heather: That’s it…I’m going as Simi!
Jambrea: I’m sure Sherrilyn Kenyon would be honored. We should send her pictures.
Heather: Do you think Simi will come play with us?
Jambrea: I don’t know Heather. She is kind of busy. We can ask. Gideon, what about you?
Kensana: As usual you look absolutely fabulous. I’m sorry to say Gideon had some family business on Olympus to take care of but, his Aunt Discord came down to visit today.
Discord: Yes, yes I’m here, but if you ask me, cat suits should be worn by cats and the meek should tread only where they real cats do not play.
Kensana: Discord! You said you’d be nice.
Discord: I am being nice. I called no names, did I?
Kensana: [exhales and rolls eyes] I guess I should be thankful for that. I don’t see how in the world Gideon is related to you. [mumbles] Thank God for the angelic strain.
Discord: [glaring at Kensana] What did you say mortal?
Kensana: Nothing, nothing. I haven’t decided on a costume yet ladies.
Discord: If you wish, I could change your appearance permanently. [laughs wickedly]
Kensana: [clears throat] Hopefully Gideon won’t be gone long. I’m concerned, very concerned.
Brighid: Yes, I do hope all is good with beautiful Gideon. He didn’t even mention he was leaving. But I’m happy to watch your back until he returns.
Long time no see, Discord. Unfortunately, not long enough. Harm a hair on our precious Kensana’s head and you’ll wish this cat didn’t have claws. Is that clear?
Cindy: Oh snap!
Discord: Ah Brighid darling, I thought I smelled drunken whore. I’d mind that tongue of yours if I were you, cats can be declawed. [waves of lightning cracks from her fingertips]
Kensana: Oh my damn. Something tells me a catfight between goddesses isn’t pretty. Brea, Cindy, Heather we may need to seek shelter.
Heather: I thought we were talking of costumes. I guess when a name fits it fits. I do hope Gideon won’t be gone long. I miss him.
Brighid: No need, darlings. Discord knows better. She couldn’t best me if I had were passed out at her feet. I’m the mother goddess of Ireland and I’ve been sainted by the Christians. How’s that defunct religion, Discordianism, working out for you, love?
Cindy: Now, Brig, it’s not polite to brag. I think it’s time we all simmer down a bit. We just need a little peace, love, and harmony.
Brighid: Oh that’s right! We could us a little harmony. Shall I summon Harmonia, Discord or do you think you can play nice on your own?
Discord: Nothing wrong with a little chaos my dear Brig. The religion is find, just not for the faint of heart I’m afraid.
Kensana: Cindy’s right we all just need to settle down.
Discord: Nonsense! Summon my niece if you wish, I’m curious to see how my brother will feel about that.
Kensana: Ladies there’s really no need to bring Harmonia and Ares into this. We really don’t need to bring Ares into this. Oh God I miss Gideon.
Jambrea: I agree ladies. We need to settle down. Kensi, when will Gideon be back and how long will you have to deal…um…I mean how long with Discord be with you?
Heather: *pout* Can we call Gideon back? At least he was fun.
Kensana: [whispers] I’ve tried summoning him, he’s not answering. He must still be with Zeus.
Discord: Listen Fae, you just sit back and be quiet. Grown-up goddesses are talking.
Brighid: Don’t you dare talk to Heather like that, you silly cow. And you know, I thought fat goddesses were supposed to be jolly. I suppose you’ve proven that myth wrong, ey, Discord? Summon whomever you like. You Greeks aren’t the only ones with a pantheon at the ready. Dagda, Balor, and Badb are more than willing to make an appearance.
Discord: Did you just call me fat? That’s it, I’ve had enough. Oh it is so on you Irish bitch!
Cindy [runs up, huffing and puffing]: I brought someone to make a little peace. Bacchus, can you intervene before these two kill each other and perhaps the rest of us?
Bacchus: Ladies, lovely, lovely, ladies. [hands them each a drink] let’s toast to making love, not war. We’re all friends here. There’s no need to declare a divine war. Now come on. Bottom’s up. And then I’ll see about getting both your bottoms up. [laughs at his own joke]
Brighid: [downs drink in one gulp] I was just defending Kensi, but if the moody cow over there drops it, I’ll drop it too. But just because you asked, Bacchus.
Bacchus: I am forever in your debt, my lovely goddess. And you, Discord, how about a little truce, hmmm?
Discord: [polishes the drink and tosses the glass] I never intended to hurt her. Gideon would have my head. If the drunken slut can call a truce then I guess I can. Bacchus it’s been a while, why don’t we go somewhere quiet and catch up on old times.
Kensana: Oh Cindy thanks for that. Thank God, those two didn’t start throwing blows. There wouldn’t have been anything for Gideon to come home too.