Bad Analogy Contest!

dog_vomit1I’d like to thank everyone who participated. All of the entries were hilarious. Alas, I could only pick one as the winner, but here are all the entries for your amusement!

Her lips felt thick, cold and wet, like a big mouth bass in the depth of winter solstice. – Kensana Darnell

Her heart sunk like a lead ball in water. – Nicole Zoltack

Her eyes were as green as a frog. – Nicole Zoltack

She was just like my mother except I wanted to hump her. – Arnold Lopes

His teeth rattled like that equipment that construction workers use on the road. – Nicole Zoltack

After being shot, Jackson danced along the dark path like Blackbeard with his wooden leg on fire – Joy Wisley
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t. – Martha Eskuchen

Tears welled in her eyes like a well. – Nicole Zoltack

Her eyes lit up like headlights with a 300lb mule deer caught in them, which was pretty surprising since she was such a dim bulb between the ears. – Desiree Lee

And the winner is….

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. – Martha Eskuchen

Yay, Martha! Thanks for sending in the absolute worst analogy and thank you again to everyone who participated.


5 Responses to “Bad Analogy Contest!”

  1. January 26, 2009 at 11:09 am

    I loved both of Martha’s. Her first one made me laugh out loud.


  2. January 26, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Oh they are all B-A-D! *LOL*

    Carpe Noctem,

    Desirée Lee
    Putting the Romance Back in Necromancy

  3. January 26, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    These were hilarious Jax! What a fun contest! Congrats Martha! I loved yours. 😛

  4. January 27, 2009 at 2:10 am

    You mean a dog yacking doesn’t turn you on? HAHAHAHAHA

    What a great contest idea!


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